crabbykat-vantas:

Okay, so, as some of you may know, I’m going to college this fall!

But college is also expensive. So I entered a competition with an essay, and I need your help. How? Just by clicking ONE button to vote for my essay! It takes 5 seconds, and it’ll get me that much closer…

Heeeeeey come help this person!

embers0ashes:

gayly-saranade-me:

everelixir:

sailormichelle:

hey everyone !
So my mom’s been feeling really down lately and i’m really hoping you guys can help me try to make her feel better.

She cosplays the cabbage merchant from avatar and she’s often self conscious about leaving the hotel room at cons, so i’m hoping you can help me make her popular on tumblr. she’s really cute and sweet and she worked so hard on this cosplay! she even carries around real cabbages please give her love ok

I met her at the last con I went to! She’s awesome :)

THIS IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

MMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY CAAAABBBBBBBBAGGGEEESSSS

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

Prince Eri Kylee Henke & Kitsubasa Disneystuck

kyleehenke:

Prince Eri (parody of Prince Ali)

Kitsubasa - Kanaya/Lyrics

Kylee - Vriska/Feferi/Troll Chorus/Mixing

[DOWNLOAD MP3]

This has been finished and sitting on my computer forever lol oops. This is sort of a sequel to our other Disneystuck songs (here and here, for the curious)

Enjoy this long-overdue musical number!!

—LYRICS—

[Troll chorus]
Make way for Prince Eri!
Say ‘hey’, it’s Prince Eri!

[Kanaya+Vriska]
Hey, clear the way on the meteor
Oh, I can’t believe that we got this chore
See once back in time, claimed he’d never get this far
Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums
[Kanaya]
Now I’m proven wrong, don’t laugh!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, fabulous he
Eridan Amp’ra
Not a joke
Call it a hoax
Once so did we
And while I see you’re all calm
Cheer up or he’ll do you harm
Yes; celebrate with myself and miss Feferi!

[Feferi]
Yeah, Eridan!!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, fishy is he
Eridan Amp’ra
Now he’s stuck
Dressed like a duck
Indefinitely

[Vriska]
He fought with Scratch in his lair
Ascended up all the tiers
Slain on his bed, reappeared as
Prince Eri

[Vriska+troll chorus]
He’s got rifles: a champion sniper
And great magic: a wizard is he

[Kanaya]
When it comes to his blood, he is violet
[Vriska]
He’s better than you
Highblood, it’s true
Wanna be with him? In your dreams!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, handsome is he
Eridan Amp’ra
Yellow hood
Doesn’t look good
Matching that streak
If fashion won’t leave you sunk
Then shack on up with this hunk
His hair like a purple skunk;
He’s Prince Eri.

[Vriska+Feferi]
There’s no question that he’s bold and daring
Though he cares too much about his hair, and
If you asked me I would say he’s unimpressive
He’s a winner, he’s a whaling wonder
But he’s hardly great when he goes under
Salted water ruins all his fav’rite dresses

[Vriska]
He’s gone Hopey; that’s better than…Light thieves?!

[Troll chorus]
Better than light thieves, liked more than light thieves.

[Vriska]
Why’d he write that? He’s inviting beef.

[Troll chorus]
Don’t question him, don’t question him

[Vriska]
Maybe I should take over this praise theme
Why’d I work with him?!
Bowed to his whim
Patience is thin
So it’s time that I get even
With Eri!

[Kanaya]
Vriska, please—

[Vriska+troll chorus]
Better yet, fear this new threat
Thief Vriska Serket!
Thought she’d lie down and not fight?
Don’t make that bet
[Vriska]
And that, good people, is why
Prince Eridan’s fall is nigh!

[Troll chorus]
She’s taller, hotter
Has hair to the floor
Got luck and pluck
with a fine ass, what’s more
With hoards of heroes
She’ll cross that zero
Survival, he can forget!
Make way!
For Miss Serket!

Prince Eri Kylee Henke & Kitsubasa Disneystuck

kyleehenke:

Prince Eri (parody of Prince Ali)

Kitsubasa - Kanaya/Lyrics

Kylee - Vriska/Feferi/Troll Chorus/Mixing

[DOWNLOAD MP3]

This has been finished and sitting on my computer forever lol oops. This is sort of a sequel to our other Disneystuck songs (here and here, for the curious)

Enjoy this long-overdue musical number!!

—LYRICS—

[Troll chorus]
Make way for Prince Eri!
Say ‘hey’, it’s Prince Eri!

[Kanaya+Vriska]
Hey, clear the way on the meteor
Oh, I can’t believe that we got this chore
See once back in time, claimed he’d never get this far
Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums
[Kanaya]
Now I’m proven wrong, don’t laugh!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, fabulous he
Eridan Amp’ra
Not a joke
Call it a hoax
Once so did we
And while I see you’re all calm
Cheer up or he’ll do you harm
Yes; celebrate with myself and miss Feferi!

[Feferi]
Yeah, Eridan!!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, fishy is he
Eridan Amp’ra
Now he’s stuck
Dressed like a duck
Indefinitely

[Vriska]
He fought with Scratch in his lair
Ascended up all the tiers
Slain on his bed, reappeared as
Prince Eri

[Vriska+troll chorus]
He’s got rifles: a champion sniper
And great magic: a wizard is he

[Kanaya]
When it comes to his blood, he is violet
[Vriska]
He’s better than you
Highblood, it’s true
Wanna be with him? In your dreams!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, handsome is he
Eridan Amp’ra
Yellow hood
Doesn’t look good
Matching that streak
If fashion won’t leave you sunk
Then shack on up with this hunk
His hair like a purple skunk;
He’s Prince Eri.

[Vriska+Feferi]
There’s no question that he’s bold and daring
Though he cares too much about his hair, and
If you asked me I would say he’s unimpressive
He’s a winner, he’s a whaling wonder
But he’s hardly great when he goes under
Salted water ruins all his fav’rite dresses

[Vriska]
He’s gone Hopey; that’s better than…Light thieves?!

[Troll chorus]
Better than light thieves, liked more than light thieves.

[Vriska]
Why’d he write that? He’s inviting beef.

[Troll chorus]
Don’t question him, don’t question him

[Vriska]
Maybe I should take over this praise theme
Why’d I work with him?!
Bowed to his whim
Patience is thin
So it’s time that I get even
With Eri!

[Kanaya]
Vriska, please—

[Vriska+troll chorus]
Better yet, fear this new threat
Thief Vriska Serket!
Thought she’d lie down and not fight?
Don’t make that bet
[Vriska]
And that, good people, is why
Prince Eridan’s fall is nigh!

[Troll chorus]
She’s taller, hotter
Has hair to the floor
Got luck and pluck
with a fine ass, what’s more
With hoards of heroes
She’ll cross that zero
Survival, he can forget!
Make way!
For Miss Serket!

WannaB2 The Alpha Kids Partytime

alphahooptiehoop:

WannaB2

Original: Wannabe by the Spice Girls

Tindeck | Youtube

Lyrics/Cover Art/Jane: Akiran
Mixing/Dirk: Cal
Roxy: Emmi
Jake: Trick

The Alphas are here to keep you company for Valentines day! Cal, our lovely Dirk went through the ringer to get this out on time through the huge Southern snowstorm and power outages so go show him thanks.

ROXY: Happy Valentines Daaaaaay!
JANE: Ah, get off my lap, Ro-lal!
JAKE: Holy moley, Roxy! There’s such thing as being too liberal with the booze, y’know?
ROXY: C’mon Jakey, get into the spirit! You know, we need some music!
JANE/JAKE: Oh no.
ROXY: Hit it Di-Stri!

DIRK: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
ROXY: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
JANE: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
JAKE: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
DIRK: [ROXY huhs] I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna—
ROXY: Tap that ass!

JANE: I can be your lifeline if you submit, obey.
JAKE: I can be a tad bit dense but I’ve a dapper way.
JANE: If you go breaking my sheltered heart,
JAKE: We’ll lay you out, so run, we’ll give you a head start.

ROXY: Hey lemme give you some advice, just before we get it down,
DIRK: If you wanna get with us, you better give the prince his crown.
ROXY: We’ll take a shot with you, just don’t pull on any tricks.
DIRK: If you do it fucking right, we’ll reward you with a kiss.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style. (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

ROXY: Oh, what’ll you do about that? We’re an all for one deal.
DIRK: And you can’t pry one off us, that’s just unreal.
ROXY: We won’t be judging; sit it down for a spell.
DIRK: One wrong move and I’ll have your ass sent to hell.

ROXY: Dirk!

JANE: And we’re not all that you see, there’s a lot to us, you know!
JAKE: We can give you just a chance, so sit back and watch the show!
JANE: We’re just looking for some fun, love isn’t just for haste.
JAKE: It also makes a friend that will never be replaced.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

DIRK: Yo, here’s a bit from wave to tooth, you wanna get with us, you gotta learn to shoot.
We got Jane at her place, she takes things at her pace
We got Jake a double pistol wink on it, Roxy sees and she ain’t to skeeve, and she’s a real nice breeze.
And as for me, I ain’t for free.
ROXY: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers!
ROXY: You gotta (JANE: Bake!), you gotta (JAKE: Shoot!), you gotta (DIRK: Fight!), you gotta shake, you gotta, (JANE:slam), (JAKE: slam), (DIRK: slam), (ALL: slam!)

ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
1… 2… 3… 4!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
Sit your booty down and tap that ass!

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers!

pochemuchkaa:

dapper and gentlemanly villains (◡‿◡✿)

beastial and brutal villains (◕‿◕✿)

suave and seductive villains (◕ヮ◕✿)

easily angered villains (”>ヮ< )

villains (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ* ・゚✧

sexuallyfabulousbutterfly:

sexuallyfabulousbutterfly:

In about a month, I’ll go to a convention.

And I’ll do like I did last year:

Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL written on a piece of paper and left somewhere at the con!

Picture proof I’m actually doing this:

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kintrafim:

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skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

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We’ll find you esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.

I couldn’t not reblog…